I lack creative ideas, sorry.
'There are no men like me. There's only me.'


Let’s be real, in a time before the internet people didn’t have more adventures and make more meaningful connections. They watched TV and listened to CDs. Before that they listened to records and read magazines. Before that they listened to the radio and read bad dime novels. Before that they embroidered or some shit.

People have been staying inside and ignoring other people for as long as there have been buildings. 

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"You’re not a bad person for the ways you tried to kill your sadness."
— (via bratsquad)
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She knows she his headed to the vet


She knows she his headed to the vet

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at this point my blood is probably 4.3% pasta sauce

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its kinda scary when you waste an entire day doing nothing and time just passes

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[writes paper] this doesnt make any sense [prints it] [doesn’t proofread] [hands it in for a grade]

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These people are doin’ Halloween right. 


and then there’s alex turner


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Steal His Look: Martin Freeman
chicken nugget - 25¢


Steal His Look: Martin Freeman

chicken nugget - 25¢

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being pumped for halloween but tryin to stay professional like


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oh my god


oh my god

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Wait but hear me out

  • ravenclaws that hate studying and procrastinate every assignment
  • hufflepuffs that curse like sailors and that look like they could definitely fuck you up if they wanted to
  • slytherin that are really nice and sweet who constantly ask how your days going and if you need help with something
  • gryffindor that are scared to kill the spider in the corner of their rooms because who knows if that shit can fly or if it’ll attack you  
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